But it's under the pillow.where it always is. Maybe you thought it was somewhere in the basement or on top of my dresser or under the bed. Thank you for coming to my house last night but you forgot my tooth. SEE ALSO: How to Say Thank You in a Funny Way - 10 Funny One-Liners Included Or at least I assume they are because you sure seem to want them. I don't need you to come and take it because my mommy says that teeth are expensive. So please scale your contributions to match their value. I know you think my teeth are worth $1 each. You know what? I don't think I want to know. ![]() I don't mean to tell you your job, and I certainly won't argue with free money, but I have to ask.why? Why do you collect people's teeth? What are you doing with them? What if I accidentally ate it while I slept? I'd really prefer direct deposit. I cannot believe that you had the gall to put this money under my pillow! I am an 8-year-old child and you shouldn't be putting money under there. We've got to reduce your carbon footprint! I'd be happy to save all of my teeth in a bag and then exchange them all at once for a large payday. I'm happy you'll be visiting soon, but I hate for you to have to make so many trips. SEE ALSO: 10 Funny Ways to Say Happy Birthdayĭear Tooth (I assume that's your first name), That's fine and all, but can you also make sure I get adult teeth in their place? Money does me no good if I have silly holes in my smile for life. I understand you'll be taking my teeth and giving me something in return. Cash is fine in return, but I also take checks. Thank you so much for taking this baby tooth away from me! I'm getting to be a big kid, and I really don't need them anymore. I was wondering if you could leave a $5 bill instead of the usual single? Inflation is really killing my piggy bank! I lost a tooth the other day, as you can see under my pillow. I know you're a very busy fairy, so I'll make it quick. I'm writing because I have a favor to ask. A tooth fairy letter helps the child make sense of their first tooth loss, as well as make the whole tooth fairy thing more real for them. If you have older kids, they can help your younger children compose tooth fairy letters. If your children are too young for this, you can write the letter and let your child decorate it. Something that parents can do to help ease the child's mind is to let them write a note to the tooth fairy. Some kids even try to pull their teeth out themselves (which you shouldn't do). Others are a little more apprehensive about losing their teeth and wonder what will happen to them. Some kids are excited to lose their teeth and get money from the tooth fairy. Just like with anything else, kids have their own way of dealing with it. In the United States and elsewhere, we place the tooth under the child's pillow, or in a special container near their bed, and overnight, the tooth fairy (the child's parents if we're being honest) replaces the tooth with money, a treat, or some other special gift. Everyone goes through it, and everyone has their own rituals. You can download the letter yourself! The download includes a second blank frame so if you want to write your own personalized note you can.If your child lost a tooth, congratulations! Losing a tooth is a rite of passage for kids. I think they look forward to that more than the actual money! Our boys always get a toothbrush or floss from the tooth fairy too. Then I rolled it up and tied it together. ![]() I decided we needed a note from the tooth fairy so I made up a little note, printed it, and sprayed it with glitter. Dad saved that one with, “well maybe when she was here you were about to wake up and she didn’t want to get caught.” Yes! Good save John! Davis is sure that is what happened since he said he was trying to catch her last night! Phew! It worked pretty well until he came home and told me that his friend (who lives right by us) lost a a tooth yesterday and the tooth fairy came to his house. I consoled him the best I could with tales of how the tooth fairy had too many teeth to get to last night and she probably didn’t get to our part of the world last night. The dreaded happened….I woke up yesterday morning to hear my sweet Davis say, “Mom, the tooth fairy forgot to come.” The disappointment in his face – gut wrenching.
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